| The Cast | |
| Pithetaerus (the footloose) | Patrick Sheehy | 
| Euelpides (the footsore) | Tony Harris | 
| Trochilus (the butler bird) | Jen Manalo | 
| Epops (King of the birds) | Steve Doyle | 
| Procne (the nightengale, wife of Epops) | Sarah Castellano | 
| Leader (of the bird chorus) | Karen Rousseau | 
| Chorus | Kim Beattie, Meredith O'Hanley, Jen Saufler, Amy Wilson | 
| Captain of the Birds | Kim Veihl | 
| The Priest Bird | Niel Emond | 
| The Poet | Jenn Dutra | 
| The Prophet | Joey Cina | 
| The Real-Estate Person | Valerie Jones | 
| The Inspector | Sarah Wordell | 
| The Lawyer | Amanda McCormick | 
| 1st Messenger | Chris Sporleder | 
| 2nd Messenger | Nelia Costa | 
| Iris the Swift (A small-time goddess) | Eileen Horgan | 
| A Herald | Brian Lawton | 
| Prometheus | Nicholas Wisdom | 
| Hercules | Larry Williams | 
| A Barbarian god | Mike Alofsin | 
| Neptune | Eric Frizzel | 
| With Special Guest Appearances By: | |
| The Tucan | Bert | 
| The Kookaburra | Ernie | 
| The Prompter | Mat Mello | 
| (This was actually performed by the Theater Class, but there were many Drama Club members so we figured we'd include it here) | |
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            Chris, Pat, Tony, Mat, Eileen | |
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| Pat, Tony | The Bird Chorus  back: Nelia, Amy, Jenn, Karen, Kimaree front: Kim, Sarah, Steve, Christine | 
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| Kimaree  | Jenn, Patrick, Eileen, Tony, Steve  | 
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| Meredith, Jenn S, Pat, Eileen, Karen, Tony, Amy, Chris | |
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| Pat, Mike, Eric, Larry | Karen, Amy, Eileen, Pat, Kimaree, Meredith | 
| Morning 
          Announcement | |
| Euelpides: Hey! Ow!! Stop stepping on my face! | 
| Pithetaerus: Shut up and stop standing on your head! | 
| E: What are you doing up there? | 
| P: Making a jello mold. What does it look like I'm doing? | 
| E: Looks like you're trying to start an intimate relationship with that mountain! | 
| P: Shut up and keep climbing. How do yuo suppose we'll ever find the King of the Birds if you keep asking stupid questions? | 
| E: Where do you come up with these ridiculous ideas? What are we going to do in the Land of the Birds anyway? | 
| P: Just keep your mouth shut and climb. We should be there by 8:00 tonight. | 
| E: The Birds. Oooh, Just thinking about that Hitchcock movie gives me the creeps. | 
| P: No, not THAT Birds you idiot! The hilariously funny comedy! | 
| E: Oh! The one with the good jokes? | 
| P: Right!! By Aristophanes. | 
| E: Hey, I like that one. | 
| P: It's presented tonight and tomorrow night at 8:00 in the MHS cafeteria. | 
| E: By the MHS Drama Club. | 
| P: And the Intro to Theater Class. | 
| E: Tickets are only $4.00, at the door. | 
| P: That's still cheaper than a movie. | 
| E: (pause) Unless you rent one. | 
| P: Shut up! |